The Roadrunners'
World Famous Punch Lines
- And Wile E. here has as much trouble as anyone I've seen.
- We're cheap.
- He just started at the bottom and sorta liked it down there.
- Wile E. doesn't wet the bed anymore.
- They call me Honest Carr, the used john dealer.
- Over that hill there's the town clock.
- I think I can safely say that all of us feel very humiliated.
- That's it. We're outta time.
- Let's go out tonight?
- That's Ruff, Ruff, Ruff.
- Oh, was that YOUR wife?
- That's how deep the water was.
- I hung around broad street myself.
- From a short-legged cow.
- You bought a ticket, and we got in free; Scott Free.
- We don't very often get asked back.
- He leaves a ring.
- I've heard him eat.
- They don't usually let me talk when we're alone together, either.
- Hello My Baby, You Dummy.
- It's a song that was popular back when we were.
- You should've thought about that before we came out here.
- We sold well under two million copies.
- Most people played it on 78 so it got over faster.
- The winners didn't have to come here at all!
- I got a kitchen set that goes back Sears the 28th.
- He'll have to get used to it like I did.
- His wife calls it the Dead Sea.
- It's also the church's duty to notify the next of kin.
- Last Halloween they tipped him over three times.
- Boy, where they ever underwhelmed.
- No, mine had a pencil behind it.
- Do you think the light is attracting 'em?
- Wile E. spreads fertilizer on 'em....
- They try to get it out weekly.
- Wile E. never slept alone until he got married.
- What are all those band aids doing on the mirror?
- Because it can't go 'Sssnnnnniiiiiffffff'!
- If you're not, call 535-.....
- Bless your little heart. (Contributed by Es/Marie, Feb 2009)
- He even looks like a toothache, doesn't he? (added April 2009)
- He was wiped out before he could turn around. (added April 2009)
- I have no idea where she is. (added August 2009)
- The darned stuff just kicked in last week. (added August 2009)
- I'm actually claimed by two states; Minnesota and Iowa. ... Minnesota claims I'm from Iowa, and Iowa claims I'm from Minnesota. (added February 2012)
LAST, but NOT LEAST:
- Wile E., There's one born every minute.
If you don't know the jokes that preceeded these lines, you've missed out on some of the greatest laughs of your life. We're so sorry.
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